I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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