I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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