i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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