Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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