I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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