I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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