What did we do last night that was yellow?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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