He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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