I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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