It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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