butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
