Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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