apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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