We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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