I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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