You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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