Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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