her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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