If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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