All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
After last night, I could never be a politician.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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