what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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