But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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