i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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