Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Randomize
