I wannas sexs uuuuu
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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