i came on her dog
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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