The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
A+ Viking dick
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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