I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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