i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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