he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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