i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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