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(571): View more from Virginia

shaved balls and baby powder=awesome

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me

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(214): View more from Texas

I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine

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(320): View more from Minnesota

He won't sleep with me again until I commit...

(1-320): View more from Minnesota

Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.

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(631): View more from New York

She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.

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(916): View more from California

She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.

(510): View more from California

See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed

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(330): View more from Ohio

i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing

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