I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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