a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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