Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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