gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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