it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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