I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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