I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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