I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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