My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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