I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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