Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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