The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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