Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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