let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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