he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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