Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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