that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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