Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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