somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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