woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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