she looked like the bat from fern gully.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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