i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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