Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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