Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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